Random and funny reblogs! :)
(Pic. from Octive)
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
"This is my school, it’s Overland Park. But by court order I can’t be here after dark! Give me a V!"
"Give me an A!"
"Give me a G!"
"Oh no no no no-"
"2, 4, 6, 8, this is how I masturbate."
"Please, god no."
"Settle down, it’s just a cheer. Plus there’s no outlets around here. How do you think I was gonna do it? Eat my taters! Enjoy my tots. These are my buns, and this is my twats! Ladytatertots@gmail.com. Out, bitches!"
~Lunch Lady Belinda
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar