Random and funny reblogs! :)
(Pic. from Octive)

 

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

(Source: suarezalex)

fricklefracklephan:

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

There is none

lostshuffles:

"This is my school, it’s Overland Park. But by court order I can’t be here after dark! Give me a V!"

"V."

"Give me an A!"

"A."

"Give me a G!"

"Oh no no no no-"

"2, 4, 6, 8, this is how I masturbate."

"Please, god no."

"Settle down, it’s just a cheer. Plus there’s no outlets around here. How do you think I was gonna do it? Eat my taters! Enjoy my tots. These are my buns, and this is my twats! Ladytatertots@gmail.com. Out, bitches!"

~Lunch Lady Belinda

havefaithistohavewings:

run-rhianna-run:

steel-magn0lia:

brass-beard:

wolfmansgotnards:

battleofthebowties:

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

sometimes i miss summer AND THEN THINGS LIKE THESE POP UP

I…I need it. All of it

I always wondered why I like Autumn, but then I remember Orange is my favourite colour…

My body is ready.

I’m super excited for autumn/winter this year and I don’t fully understand why but GAH YES WINTER CLOTHES ARE DA BOMB

SO READY 

(Source: pythonprincen)

memebuscemi:

trekkie1332:

memebuscemi:

the spice girls > the beatles

what the actual fuck

what?? scared to hear the truth??